A few years ago, Rebecca Black came out with one of the most annoying (which means viral) songs of pretty much all time - Friday. Unfortunately for our ears and for society in general, she may have just been bumped to second place.

Patrice Wilson, the SOB writer and producer responsible for Friday has put out yet another horrendous piece of crap. This time he has enlisted future 'Where Are They Now?' star Alison Gold to perform the latest annoying song for you, 'Chinese Food' complete with subtitles in 74 different languages.

If only I had a fortune cookie telling me this would never happen again I could sleep easy again, instead, I am never ordering Chinese for lunch again.