If you've never visited the Republic of Albania in Southeastern Europe then here's your excuse to go buy a plane ticket.

We don't know her name, we don't know what kind of cereal she likes, or if she's on Twitter or Facebook. Basically, all we have to stalk Sapphireyhnell online is her Instagram account. That's fine. We're gonna go take a month off from work so we can travel abroad and look for her. We can expense it, right?

Sit back and stare at this mystery lady. If you happen to be Sapphireyhnell and see our profile of you, please contact us. We just renewed our passports.