How could someone deprive a woman from her expert pole? I mean, isn't that a great form of exercise? Maybe it was her ex-boyfriend...That would make much more sense then someone actually stealing a personal pole. A woman in Palm City called the cops on St. Patty's day when she came home from work to find her expert pole missing, yes she filed a report.  According to MSN.com there are no suspects.  The victim believes it was her ex-boyfriend, yet he claims he was out at the store and came home to it missing.  How convenient.