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6 Possible New Titles for ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

By Joe Russo November 13, 2012 3:46 PM
Jack FM

With excitement building over a new Star Wars movie, the possibility of some of the previous stars (even Harrison Ford) returning and the hiring of an Oscar-winning writer to pen the new script, Jack FM figured we would help the creative team at Disney out with some possible new titles and story lines.

  1. Star Wars Episode VII — Weekend at Darth’s
  2. Star Wars Episode VII — The Jar Jar Binks Chronicles
  3. Star Wars Episode VII — Hotties from the Mos Eisley Cantina Gone Wild
  4. Star Wars Episode VII — The Tie-Breaker
  5. Star Wars Episode VII — The Rise of the Ewoks
  6. Star Wars Episode VII — The Empire Cashes In
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