There's already Christmas music blaring all around us, but let's not forget about the hideous Christmas vests, sweaters and other various novelty accessories. Where are the Thanksgiving fashions?!

Here are some items that I think will go over well at Thanksgiving dinner.

Raw Turkey Hat, Party City

While wearing the Raw Turkey Hat, I think you should make this awesome face, too!

Turkey Tie, LED Christmas Lighting

This Turkey Tie is for the die-hard enthusiast.

DrumStick Boppers, PartyCheap

These Drumstick Boppers are not only fashionable, they also look delicious!

beyondthebulb, etsy

You get a double whammy with these LEGO Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings: They're festive AND the drumsticks are removable! Make sure the wee ones don't eat those turkey legs.

Cooked Turkey, Costume Shopper

And the piece de resistance: Dress like a Cooked Turkey to hunger and horrify your friends and family. Mmmmmm -- You've never looked so good!