5 Thanksgivings Day Fashions [#SAVETHANKSGIVING]

There's already Christmas music blaring all around us, but let's not forget about the hideous Christmas vests, sweaters and other various novelty accessories. Where are the Thanksgiving fashions?!

Here are some items that I think will go over well at Thanksgiving dinner.

While wearing the Raw Turkey Hat, I think you should make this awesome face, too!

This Turkey Tie is for the die-hard enthusiast.

These Drumstick Boppers are not only fashionable, they also look delicious!

You get a double whammy with these LEGO Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings: They're festive AND the drumsticks are removable! Make sure the wee ones don't eat those turkey legs.

And the piece de resistance: Dress like a Cooked Turkey to hunger and horrify your friends and family. Mmmmmm -- You've never looked so good!