14 Funny Election Day 2012 Tweets
Twitter is getting blown up because of election day. We searched through the piles of 140-character thoughts, and here are the best election tweets so far.
Masturbation is a sin, but there’s nothing wrong with an aggressive post-shower towel-dry.
— Horny Mitt Romney (@HornyMittRomney) September 19, 2012
— Joe Russo (@JoeRusso70) November 6, 2012
— Obama Parody™ (@WhiteboyObama) December 23, 2011
Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch.
— Men’s Humor (@MensHumor) November 6, 2012
Obama came in to office saying he would lower ocean levels – another failure! #sandy
— NOT W. Mitt Romney(@Shit_Mitt_Says) November 1, 2012
Spending election day at the titty bar and the girls here are wearing “I Voted” stickers over their nipples. #Merica
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) November 6, 2012
Life would be easier if Romney and Obama just played The Hunger Games instead.
— Kelso (@Kelso_Parody) November 2, 2012
On this Election Day, vote for the man who has a lot of experience erasing a deficit – vote for Brett Favre.#Favre2012
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 6, 2012
Tomorrow, just elect the person with the best hair.
— cockymittromney (@cockymittromney) November 5, 2012
Just saw a woman get arrested at the polls because she took the whole “vote with your vagina” thing literally.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 6, 2012
Today, voters from all over America go to the polls to help decide who Ohio will pick as president.
— Indecision (@indecision) November 6, 2012
— Curtis Greenwood (@curtis2500) November 6, 2012
If you vote against Obama because he cant get stuff done, its like saying, “this guy can’t cure cancer. Im gonna vote for cancer” #TeamObama
— Chris Rock ‘Oz’ (@chrisrockozfan) November 6, 2012
Hanging out at the polls looking for young female Romney voters because anyone with judgement that terrible would probably jack me off
— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) November 6, 2012
Contributed by Brittany Collins