14 Funny Election Day 2012 Tweets

Twitter is getting blown up because of election day. We searched through the piles of 140-character thoughts, and here are the best election tweets so far.

Masturbation is a sin, but there’s nothing wrong with an aggressive post-shower towel-dry.

— Horny Mitt Romney (@HornyMittRomney) September 19, 2012

One thing’s for sure after watching #MNF . Either @barackobama or @mittromney will be available on the waiver wire come Wednesday.

— Joe Russo (@JoeRusso70) November 6, 2012

I’m all for #gayrights. Now if I could only get the #Republicans to see things my way. They’re so gay.

— Obama Parody™ (@WhiteboyObama) December 23, 2011

Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch.

— Men’s Humor (@MensHumor) November 6, 2012

Obama came in to office saying he would lower ocean levels – another failure! #sandy

— NOT W. Mitt Romney(@Shit_Mitt_Says) November 1, 2012

Spending election day at the titty bar and the girls here are wearing “I Voted” stickers over their nipples. #Merica

— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) November 6, 2012

Life would be easier if Romney and Obama just played The Hunger Games instead.

— Kelso (@Kelso_Parody) November 2, 2012

On this Election Day, vote for the man who has a lot of experience erasing a deficit – vote for Brett Favre.#Favre2012

— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 6, 2012

Tomorrow, just elect the person with the best hair.

— cockymittromney (@cockymittromney) November 5, 2012

Just saw a woman get arrested at the polls because she took the whole “vote with your vagina” thing literally.

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 6, 2012

Today, voters from all over America go to the polls to help decide who Ohio will pick as president.

— Indecision (@indecision) November 6, 2012

Even babies know who should win the election.. #VoteObama twitter.com/curtis2500/sta…

— Curtis Greenwood (@curtis2500) November 6, 2012

If you vote against Obama because he cant get stuff done, its like saying, “this guy can’t cure cancer. Im gonna vote for cancer” #TeamObama

— Chris Rock ‘Oz’ (@chrisrockozfan) November 6, 2012

Hanging out at the polls looking for young female Romney voters because anyone with judgement that terrible would probably jack me off

— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) November 6, 2012

Contributed by Brittany Collins