Seriously?! A 100-pound chocolate bar filled with bacon-infused nougat? You have got to be kidding me!

This is going to be EPIC! No, really -- it's the latest and greatest incarnation from the guys over at EPIC Meal Time, and they have taken a few of Jack's favorite (legal) things, combined them and supersized them. If you are looking to shed a few pounds or maybe not get diabetes sometime in your life, you should probably not try this at home.

Like all good things in life (unfortunately), chocolate and bacon should be taken in moderation. But every now and then, you can have a cheat night and go crazy -- and we already have Thursday, January 30 marked on our calendar for just that, when we will once again host our annual Chocolate Affair at the Hyatt Regency Downtown. Hey guys, tickets for your wife/girlfriend/mistress can be bought here as an early Valentine's Day gift, and girls, this is a perfect night out for you and some friends.