10 Totally Unrealistic Christmas Presents
The other day, a co-worker said to me, “My family knows I’m not very Christian, so Christmas means one thing to me: PRESENTS!” Sure, a little vain, but kind of true in some ways. In honor of my brutally honest friend, I present to you my top 10 Christmas gifts that I’m hoping are under the tree.
A Trip To Bora Bora.
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Lots And Lots Of Diamonds. Big Ones.
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All-Access Tickets To The Sabres.
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Pearls. Real Ones.
I’m not classy, but I want to pretend to be.
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Plastic Surgery.
Hey, I work with a bunch of 20-somethings.
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Super Bowl Tickets.
As long as the Patriots aren’t going to be there.
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A Trip To Toronto.
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An iPhone, iPad and iPod.
Maybe we can get a discount if we buy all three.
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