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10 Totally Unrealistic Christmas Presents

The other day, a co-worker said to me, “My family knows I’m not very Christian, so Christmas means one thing to me: PRESENTS!” Sure, a little vain, but kind of true in some ways. In honor of my brutally honest friend, I present to you my top 10 Christmas gifts that I’m hoping are under the tree.


1

A Trip To Bora Bora.

 
 
 
Bora Bora - Facebook
Bora Bora - Facebook
2

Lots And Lots Of Diamonds. Big Ones.

 
 
 
Diamond Ring via Flickr by ljv
Diamond Ring via Flickr by ljv
3

All-Access Tickets To The Sabres.

 
 
 
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Buffalo Sabres - Getty Images
 
 
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Remax.com
5

Pearls. Real Ones.

I’m not classy, but I want to pretend to be.
 
 
 
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6

Plastic Surgery.

Hey, I work with a bunch of 20-somethings.
 
 
 
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7

Super Bowl Tickets.

As long as the Patriots aren’t going to be there.
 
 
 
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Getty Images
8

A Trip To Toronto.

 
 
 
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Getty Images
9

An iPhone, iPad and iPod.

Maybe we can get a discount if we buy all three.
 
 
 
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Getty Images
10

Peace On Earth.

 
 
 

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