10 Great Halloween Costumes — and How to Get Laid in Them
Halloween is the one time a year where you can put on a mask, throw away your inhibitions and be whoever you want to be. In costume, you have the opportunity to experience confidence you never knew you had, which can be very beneficial -- especially if you're on the prowl. So, to help you out, here are 10 great Halloween costumes and some dos and don'ts on hitting it off with someone at the bar while you're in each.
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Mario
Do: Type your name into her phone as “It’s Me, Mario!” Buy her drinks with those coins you collected. Don’t: Throw turtle shells at her head.
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Slutty Nurse
Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.
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Vampire
Do: Stand in corner appearing tormented. Hold eye contact for long, uncomfortable periods of time. Don’t: Say things like “Hold on tight, spider monkey.”
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Slutty Flight Attendant
Do: Be slutty Don’t: Forget to be slutty.
- 5
Nerd
Do: Be a hot guy wearing glasses. Don’t: Actually have cystic acne.
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Slutty Candy
Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.
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Avatar
Do: Show off how you can fly a dragon. Don’t: Try to plug your tail into stuff.
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Slutty School Girl
Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.
- 9
This Dude
Do: YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID. Don’t: I SAID YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID.
- 10
Magic Mike
Do: Be Channing Tatum. Don’t: Not be Channing Tatum.