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10 Great Halloween Costumes — and How to Get Laid in Them

Halloween is the one time a year where you can put on a mask, throw away your inhibitions and be whoever you want to be. In costume, you have the opportunity to experience confidence you never knew you had, which can be very beneficial — especially if you're on the prowl. So, to help you out, here are 10 great Halloween costumes and some dos and don'ts on hitting it off with someone at the bar while you're in each.


Spirit Halloween/Facebook
Spirit Halloween/Facebook
1

Mario

 
 

Do: Type your name into her phone as “It’s Me, Mario!” Buy her drinks with those coins you collected. Don’t: Throw turtle shells at her head.

 
Halloween Costumes - Costume - Shop.com/Facebook
Halloween Costumes - Costume - Shop.com/Facebook
2

Slutty Nurse

 
 

Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

 
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
3

Vampire

 
 

Do: Stand in corner appearing tormented. Hold eye contact for long, uncomfortable periods of time. Don’t: Say things like “Hold on tight, spider monkey.”

 
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
4

Slutty Flight Attendant

 
 

Do: Be slutty Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

 
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
5

Nerd

 
 

Do: Be a hot guy wearing glasses. Don’t: Actually have cystic acne.

 
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
6

Slutty Candy

 
 

Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

 
Avatar/Facebook
Avatar/Facebook
7

Avatar

 
 

Do: Show off how you can fly a dragon. Don’t: Try to plug your tail into stuff.

 
Halloween Costumes - Costume-Shop.com/Facebook
Halloween Costumes - Costume-Shop.com/Facebook
8

Slutty School Girl

 
 

Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

 
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
9

This Dude

 
 

Do: YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID. Don’t: I SAID YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID.

 
Halloween Costume/Facebook
Halloween Costume/Facebook
10

Magic Mike

 
 

Do: Be Channing Tatum. Don’t: Not be Channing Tatum.

 

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